FloriDuh man arrested for throwing a cookie at girlfriend

According to the police report, the weapon used in this incident is classified as 'Other-Dangerous'.

"The Pasco County Sheriff's Office says that they have arrested a 41-year-old man for domestic battery after he threw a cookie at his girlfriend's forehead.

According to the arrest report, Wade Alan Smith aka "Tattoo Wade" of Zephyrhills FL was arrested on Sunday after the victim told police that Smith threw a hard piece of cookie and hit her in the forehead.

Officers say that they observed a red mark on the tip of her forehead located near the hairline.

According to the police report, the weapon used in this incident is classified as 'Other - Dangerous'.

Smith later admitted to throwing the cookie at the victim without her consent.

According to the Pasco Sheriff's Office booking page, Smith has been previously arrested for related charges including aggravated battery on a pregnant person, domestic battery by strangulation, and violation of domestic violence injunctions."

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