FloriDuh man assaults his mom via cheesy pie

Abuse is no laughing matter, especially abuse by greasy slice. A FloriDuh man was arrested for domestic battery after his mom told him to leave her house, he reportedly told her she'd have to call the cops to get him to leave, and when she reached for her phone, he threw a slice of pizza at her. The slice hit her in the stomach, according to police.

What happened next isn't completely known (did she pick the slice up and eat it or did she throw back at him?) but we do know the man was arrested and won't be eating pizza anytime soon. He'll have to rely on jail-time jello for future fights. #StayWeirdFlorida

Pasco Man Hits Mom With Pizza

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Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Florida man on ar

" CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a ball python slithered out of a toilet and bit a South Florida man on the arm. Coral Springs police spokesman Chris Swinson said the man was treated at the scene after the 4-foot (1.2-meter) snake bit him when he lifted the toilet seat on Sunday morning. The snake is nonvenomous. Swinson told news outlets the snake didn't belong to the man and it was unclear how it got into the apartment. The South Florida SunSentinel reports the Coral Springs Humane Society took the snake to a veterinarian's office. It was being treated for a scale infection. Over the years other creatures have found their way into toilets in South Florida, including an iguana freed by Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue in March." Source

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