FloriDuh Mayor shoots at police over practicing medicine on the black market

This story straight out of Medium FloriDuh weird:

"A Florida mayor, who is suspected of practicing medicine without a license, was charged with two counts of attempted homicide Thursday after shooting at deputies who were serving a search warrant at his home, police said.

Dale Glen Massad, mayor of Port Richey, fired two rounds at Pasco County Sheriff SWAT team members after they announced themselves while approaching his house Thursday morning, said Sheriff Chris Nocco.

He was booked on charges of practicing medicine without a license Thursday and later hit with the attempted homicide charges, according to an arrest report."

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